" The heart of Davy Jones, it's safely aboard the Dutchman, and so unavailable for use as leverage to satisfy your debt to the good captain." - Lord cutler Beckett.
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?
|*Wakes up in the middle of the night*|
|Me:||Please don't be 6am|
|Me:||MERRY F***ING CHRISTMAS TO ME!|
|*Shoves face back into pillow*|